When I was younger I spent nine godawful months living in central Maine without a car. To me it was a vast wasteland. I always read the license plates reading the state motto: āVacationlandā and thought it might be a more accurate if it read, āWhere people come to die.ā This was mostly because just about every woman I knew up there was in home care. Another friend who lived in Maine told me harrowing tales of potato picking and being stared down by pissed off Native Americans (and hey, I would be pissed off too if someone drove my ancestors off their land and relegated us to some godforsaken rocky hellhole in the northernmost part of Nowhereā¦)
But maybe itās not that bleak. I have heard from a lot of wealthier tourists that Maine is drop dead gorgeousā¦ so I must be missing something here. I have spent my afternoon and evening today researching places to go and wow, Maine is one quirky place. Of course there is much beauty to be seen on various hiking trails and parks including a āwaterfall tourā I have promised one group of people. I look very much forward to that.
But Maine is more than state parks. Itāsā¦. curious. The people there areā¦ interesting at times. I may reside in the Live Free or Die state of New Hampshire but I think Maine maintains far more of this spirit. Over the past few hours I have read of disputes over the right to display dead seagulls, town disputes over whether or not you can build 20 foot tall metal statues of your visions from God in your yard, and yes even a half a dozen giant lobsters that all appear to be humping something. Yes, Maine is a weird place.
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And if you think thereās anything going on in Maine you should just check a listing of their museumsā¦ the Sardine History Museum, The Museum of Umbrella Covers, and my personal favorite: The Maine State Prison Showroom where ātrinkets and toys at lovingly hand made by maximum security prisoners!ā Even that wasnāt nearly as creepy as Fawcettās Toy museum which has me repeating an emphatic, āNOPE! NOPE! NOPE!ā I mean look at their welcome sign out frontā¦ if there were ever a sign that secretly read, āSerial killers reside here,ā this would be it.
But with all that being said and all jokes about Bigfoot aside I am actually really looking forward to spending some time in Maine bopping around and taking it all in ā every beautiful piece of scenery and every godawful piece of metal scrap art ā each and every little bit of it because thereās nowhere else in the world quite like Maine.
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